I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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