all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
