Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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