How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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