this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
i out mim tonsoeep
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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