Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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