There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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