Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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