planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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