i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
PANTIES FOUND
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