dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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