To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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