i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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