Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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