but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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