when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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