Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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