if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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