Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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