your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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