I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I am naked and annoyed.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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