Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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