you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
