I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize
