Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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