I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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