Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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