Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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