South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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