He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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