return my video game
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Randomize
