I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
