I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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