It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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