Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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