there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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