stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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