epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
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