make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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