ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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