In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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