sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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