This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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