I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My legs feel like baby dolphins
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
