Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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