Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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