First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I'm always down for nudity.
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