no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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