Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
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