He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
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